George Bush went to a nursing home to visit his mother. He wondered if he'd be overwhelmed with all the attention he'd get because he was the President. He walked in and started looking for his mother. Nobody paid any attention to him, and in fact everyone completely ignored him. So he walked up to an elderly woman and said "Pardon me, but do you know who I am?" She looked him up and down carefully, and then said "No, but I'm sure if you go over to the reception area they'll be able to tell you."
Pat Watt (KG4QFQ)
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