An octogenarian was due for his annual checkup. Being hard of hearing, as always he took his wife with him to the doctor. As the physician proceeded to check his vital signs, he mentioned that he'd need urine, semen, and stool specimens for follow up tests. The man turned to his wife and said "What'd he say, dear?" She responded gently "He wants your underwear."
Pat Watt (KG4QFQ)
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